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Jenna looked up. Vantage was wearing a full tracksuit made of velour, but it was neon orange. He had a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot was stuffed. A taxidermied parrot. Vantage spoke: "The parrot is your scene partner. His name is Aristotle. He is method. Do not break eye contact with Aristotle."

The weirdness peaked when his “producer”—a woman wearing a ski mask and holding a parrot—entered. The parrot was named “Notes.” Chip proceeded to have a thirty-second argument with the parrot about my “blocking.” Notes the parrot squawked, “More intention!” Chip turned to me and said, “You see? The creative tension is palpable.” weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch