Cm0102 Wonderkids Online

The controversial legend. "To Madeira" was later revealed to be a hoax—a fake player created by a researcher. But in 2001? He was real to us. Three words: Pace. Finishing. Cheap. Available for £40k from a Portuguese lower-league side, Madeira had 20s in all the right places. Buy him. Play him. Watch him average 8.5 ratings for a decade.

A physical beast from Shakhtar Donetsk who is incredibly reliable. Tonton Zola Moukoko

(Millwall) : A fast, physical English striker who often develops into a world-class talent. Javier Saviola