: A driver in a U-Haul finally pulled over in the middle of a deserted desert to relieve himself on his tire, only for a sudden caravan of cars to pull in right behind him at that exact moment. The Service Road Surprise
Desperation is the mother of invention, but in Arthur's case, it was the mother of terrible ideas. He spotted an empty protein shake bottle in the passenger footwell. It was a wide-mouthed bottle, which was promising, but it was also transparent. Arthur looked at the minivan. Twelve tiny eyes were pressed against the glass, watching him. He looked at the woman in the sports car. She was now applying eyeliner with the precision of a diamond cutter. funny+pee+stories
Then, she sneezed.