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“I’m listening, you idiot. I’m always listening. Now tell me—did you remember to pack the backup fusion coils, or am I going to have to haul your ghost out of the accretion disk myself?”

“That’s me. That’s this ship. We’re way off course. The nav-computer is singing old sea shanties. The oxygen recycler smells like your hair. And I can’t… I can’t find the Andromeda gate without you yelling at me to turn left.” mydrunkenstarcom

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