| | Answer | |------------|-------------| | What did the teenage yardstick say to its parents? | I wish you’d stop trying to rule my life. | | Why did the ruler break up with the tape measure? | She was tired of being stretched thin. | | What’s a yardstick’s favorite song? | “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” — but 36 inches version. | | How did the yardstick feel after growing 2 inches? | Above average. | | Why did the parents yardstick ground the teenage yardstick? | He was 1/16th off — and lied about it. |
If the worksheet had multiple questions, the key might look like: | | Answer | |------------|-------------| | What did
But the most frequently cited teacher’s answer key for a “yardstick teenager” joke is . | She was tired of being stretched thin
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“What Did The Teenage Yardstick Say To Its Parents? Worksheet Key — RAR file” (meaning the key was inside a WinRAR compressed folder).